Cnn's Dr Gupta has been approached to be the new Surgeon General. I have not looked at his positions on healthcare reform but I am curious to read his positions. We might as well add another voice to the Cluster F@ck we call U.S. healthcare. Maybe he will bring something interesting to the table. Maybe not. Meh...
I will say that this news story has made me think about other TV personalities I would like to see working in government. Now that the Obama Administration is accepting TV personalities applications for positions, I believe I have a few questions for the Obama camp...
Question 1: Will Obama ask Oprah to be his Press Secretary? If not, why not? Is it because of her lack of experience? To quell that argument I refer to her handling of Tom Cruise on her own couch (or is that just a weird modified love seat??).
Look at that picture. She ain't scared! Even in the face of certain death from "Weird Bunny Ninja Style Attack" from Tom, she still has her legs crossed! Come on! It Screams QUALIFIED! I believe this is Proof she could handle anything from Fox news.
Question 2: Staying with the theme of using TV personalities in the new administration...
I and maybe one other American would like to know if it is at all possible to have either Jake "The Snake" Roberts OR Jessie "The Body" Ventura as the new ambassador to the United Nations?
How many times have you heard the phrase, "pass me the snake!" used at the UN? Never? Well its about time!
Wait.... Scratch that.... Could we send Both Jake, his snake and Jessie Ventura to the UN? It could be be another first for the Obama administration....
The first "UN Ambassadors Tag Team?
I have three questions for you.....
Question 1: Who would you choose as Obama's Press Secretary? Remember, they have to be able to handle many styles of Kung Foo.
Question 2: Could your "US Ambassador to the UN" beat up my "UN Tag Team"?
Question 3: What about Colombo for Attorney General?
I wanna hear from you!
-EN
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DO IT!